I want to live on the big screen

"A movie is great if it can illicit an emotional response from the viewer"

I don't know if anybody actually said that quote, but if no one has, than I said it.

After I watched Transformers in the theater, I came home REALLY depressed. In fact, I may have been welling up in the eyes a bit. My wife asked me what was going on. I told her that I was sad that Transformers weren't real and that my life sucked because I'm not friends with Optimus Prime.

We went to the store and she let me buy some Transformers to make me feel better.