Friends Forever

To keep my sanity at work, I email my friends outside of this company. Last week, I began to question whether that technique was working. I changed the names in the email to protect the innocent. (But if you try really hard, you'd figure it out)

ME: Have you guys ever questioned your sanity?

C: Have you ever met me? I'd be insane not to.

K: I think only ever twice. One of which was recent. Why?

ME: I read through some old blog posts from an old blog I used to maintain. I should be given a straight jacket. C, I blame you for the fact that I should be committed.

C: That's like blaming the distiller when you get a DUI.

ME: Do you think they make duo straight jackets so that we can be liked conjoined twins?

C: That would be awesome. Together forever.

ME: Matching tattoo time?


K: Is [my wife] okay with the fact that you two are clearly gay for each other?

And mind you, I'm married...to a woman.