Awkward is awkward to spell

I hate super long hallways at work. Inevitably, someone will be coming down the other end at the same time you are. You want to be polite and say "hi", but when do you do it? Do you acknowledge them as soon as you see them? Do you do the lame hand flip and then a "hello" when you're closer? Worse yet is when you make eye contact and hold onto it until you past each other. Awkward...

I once had a dream in which I was in the same hallway but instead of a coworker coming out, there were two rottweilers. They were the mean kind, the ones that you see on TV that roam around the haunted junkyard. My first thought was

That's one ugly dog.

One of the dogs turned and looked at me because apparently dogs can read minds. He got this really menacing look on his face. So I thought

If you can read my mind, start giving it to your gay doggy pal.

And he did. Oh boy did he ever. So there I was, in a long hallway, watching two gay dogs do it.