Tic Toc

Some days, I don’t do anything. That’s not to say I don’t have things I should be doing. I just don’t do anything. On those days, I like to play games with myself to pass the time.

My favorite game is to try to be looking at a clock when it says 11:06 (my birthday). It has to be a digital clock because, well, using hand clocks defeat the purpose. I’ve gone so far as to set reminders on my Outlook calendar to remind me at 11:05, but I turned that off because the game isn’t as fun.

One other game I like to play is to stand directly behind someone and gently blow. The trick is to get the right amount of saliva, or it ruins the effect. I ruined it once by sneezing at the worst time possible. The only way I could think of to make them not think about the fact that I just sneezed on their neck was to cause a diversion. So I burped. It was tuna. Then I turned around and skipped down the hallways. Or maybe it was a shuffle.