My friend gave me a daily "Would You Rather" calendar for Christmas. My good buddy also received one. We discuss them like Socrates discussed philosophy:
C: How awkward would it be to put jam on a baby and start eating it?
ME: There's only one way to find out.
C: Next time we go to Tom's Pancake House let's ask for a side of baby.
ME: We’ll put it up next to an English muffin and see if you can tell the difference.
C: "C, NO!!!!!!!! That’s my kid….not a tasty breakfast pastry."
Tuesday, April 6, 2010
Eggs Benedict, hold the baby please
Posted by I am Lam at 12:29 PM
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3 comments:
Do I get some sort of residuals for being used in your posts?
seeing as i have six readers and this is a free blog, i'll pay you in high fives and hugs.
I guess I don't get number one? the other person changes sex? like male to female? and does the sinus infection hurt? so it has like a double whammy? I guess I'd pick the 2nd one since I don't really like english muffins...or babies for that matter...therefore it wouldn't be an issue.
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